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Police launch grannies decoy plan to cut crime
‘You should’ve seen the look on his face when I straightened up and smacked him round the head with my handbag.’ [read...]
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Old people must stop telling people how old they are, says government
Old people must stop telling people how old they are if new legislation on the retirement age is to reach the statute book, a government spokesman has said. [read...]
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‘I won’t let the bureaucrats make me retire!’ declares blind 93-year-old dentist
‘Extremely shaky hands and total loss of vision are no reason to stop practicing.’ [read...]
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Surgeon pioneers world’s first ‘entire person transplant’
Cheaper and simpler just to swap the patient with a newer, healthier individual. [read...]
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Old person sends letter without gold address sticker on the back
Postal workers shocked today to discover envelope posted that did not have a little label with the senders’ address stuck carefully on the reverse side. [read...]