There were large sighs of relief today following news that security firm G4S have been put in charge of organising all of al-Qaeda’s terrorist activities for the 2012 Olympics.
Posted: Jul 26th, 2012
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‘It’s a nightmare scenario really,’ said Theresa May. ‘We’re potentially looking at multiple chip-related security breaches. We’ve already intercepted one man of Middle-Eastern appearance trying to smuggle in a one-kilo bag of McCain Low Fat Oven Fries, so who knows what else is out there.’
Posted: Jul 13th, 2012
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The project will be completed for a total cost of £90,000, or ‘a bit less for cash’.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2009
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