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McDonald’s to sponsor NHS says Andrew Lansley

‘A Big Mac injection might be all some sick people need to get them on their feet.’

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2012
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Latest security breach sees theft of entire Olympic Village

only a minor glitch, games will go ahead as plannedDespite being guarded by a substantial number of highly trained A-level students wearing fluorescent bibs, thieves made off with the 80,000 tonne steel and concrete centre-piece of London’s hopes and dreams sometime between the hours of midnight and 6am.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2012
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UK Border Agency asks illegal immigrants ‘not to wear sports kit’ during Olympics

"they come over here, steal our tracksuits..."The UK Border Agency (UKBA) has given assurances that it is ‘completely ready’ to deal with the influx of foreigners during the Olympics, as long as illegal immigrants agree not to wear sports kit over the summer.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2012
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Olympic legacy threatened by plans to return East End to crime-blighted slum

Boris knows bestThe Olympic stadium will be demolished immediately after the games to make way for a derelict wasteland for petty criminals and drug pushers.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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London Olympic stadium to be built by ‘bloke with van’

The project will be completed for a total cost of £90,000, or ‘a bit less for cash’.

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Posted: Jan 12th, 2009
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