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Centrepiece of Sochi Opening Ceremony to be ice dance by Putin in lycra catsuit

The Russian Olympic committee has made a surprise announcement that President Vladimir Putin will take part in the Opening Ceremony of the Sochi Winter Olympics, clad in a puce and aquamarine ice-skating catsuit as ‘The Spirit of Russian Manhood’.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2014
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‘I think I’m just an idiot’, admits Boris Johnson in emotional YouTube video

Mayor of London Boris Johnson has come out as ‘utterly clueless about pretty much everything’, in an emotional five-minute YouTube video uploaded today.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2013
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Hollywood actress ‘comes out’ as secret diver

The Hollywood star decided to ‘come out’ following rumours in some tabloid newspapers that she had been spotted over the weekend plunging into a swimming pool from a 15ft diving board.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2013
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Michael Gove admits relationship with self

‘In spring this year my life changed massively when I met someone, and they make me feel so happy, so safe and everything just feels great.That someone is me.’

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2013
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Crowds failing to flock to dull sports

‘Thousands of people turned up to watch these events during London 2012′ said the committee chairman. ‘But now it seems that a regional triple jump competition is failing to fill the Olympic stadium. Who would have thought it?’

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2013
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