Douggie Carswell, lead (and only) vocalist in the One Direction band has announced his departure. He was responsible for the group’s only chart success in Clacton in 2014. Douglas, who began his career as a backing singer with the hugely successful band, [read...]
Social services and teenage fan-sites have expressed concern over rumours that members of ‘One Direction’ may have fallen foul of a ‘talent ring’, whose sole purpose was to groom and franchise boy bands. One particular pervert, [read...]
You don’t know you’re beautiful, baby [read...]
Veteran BBC broadcaster John Humphrys has spoken out against everything modern. Writing a hard hitting guest column in The Whinger magazine, Mr. Humphrys confirmed his status as the grumpiest of grumpy old men. [read...]
The election front-runner, Jeremy Corbyn, has rejected the rumour that the popular socialist super-group has ‘split’ for good. Although Yvette Cooper has hinted that she may pursue solo projects, a spokesman for Harry Styles has said he is still committed to ‘progressive centre-left politics’ [read...]
