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Lib-Dems to re-launch as Boy Band
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
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Carswell Quits One Direction to Pursue Solo Career
Douggie Carswell, lead (and only) vocalist in the One Direction band has announced his departure. He was responsible for the group’s only chart success in Clacton in 2014. Douglas, who began his career as a backing singer with the hugely successful band, [read...]
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Liam Payne ‘groomed’ by Geordie housewife
Social services and teenage fan-sites have expressed concern over rumours that members of ‘One Direction’ may have fallen foul of a ‘talent ring’, whose sole purpose was to groom and franchise boy bands. One particular pervert, [read...]
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Britain basically a One Direction-worshipping country, says Cameron
You don’t know you’re beautiful, baby [read...]
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John Humphrys bemoans extinction of dinosaurs
Veteran BBC broadcaster John Humphrys has spoken out against everything modern. Writing a hard hitting guest column in The Whinger magazine, Mr. Humphrys confirmed his status as the grumpiest of grumpy old men. [read...]