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Lib-Dems to re-launch as Boy Band

Simon Hughes not included - couldn't find his voiceThe Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.

The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2013
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One Direction film goes through UCAS clearing

there must be a scholarship for what they doThe University Clearing Service UCAS has confirmed a late application for a Music Technology BSc at the University of Bedfordshire from One Direction. Wary that fickle fame might desert them, the Anglo-Irish pop band admitted they needed to ‘get serious’ after what they described as a very enjoyable gap year. However, UCAS administrators had some reservations about the number of tariff points accumulated from the boys’ scant collection of mediocre GCSEs, used panties and coloured bits of string.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2013
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X-Factor viewers thrilled by ‘Joy Division week’

Bernard Sumner was guest choreographerRemaining finalists sought to impress with interpretations of the influential Manchester miserabilists.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2010
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