HM Treasury has announced that to ensure fiscal stability in a post-Brexit economic rodeo the new 50p piece will minted from a compressed block of One Direction frontman Harry Styles’s luscious locks. Treasury spokesperson Brent Hardy explains: “It’s prudent policy to underpin the value of post-Brexit sterling with a British commodity that performs consistently well… [read...]
Veterans, historians and girls with retainers are united today in marking 1D-Day a day of remembrance for ‘our boys’ struggle to overcome lacklustre hair, no musical ability and the Nazi occupation of France. [read...]
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
Douggie Carswell, lead (and only) vocalist in the One Direction band has announced his departure. He was responsible for the group’s only chart success in Clacton in 2014. Douglas, who began his career as a backing singer with the hugely successful band, [read...]
Social services and teenage fan-sites have expressed concern over rumours that members of ‘One Direction’ may have fallen foul of a ‘talent ring’, whose sole purpose was to groom and franchise boy bands. One particular pervert, [read...]
