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New ‘Cash4Organs’ store opens in Barnsley

A new business is hoping to exploit the ‘Oh, fuck, I’m broke and I don’t get paid till Friday’ sector of the ‘I’m holding down two jobs and I still can’t pay the sodding bills’ market. Chas Ablett, manager of Cash4Organs is confident that his new shop will meet the needs of customers who are cash-poor but organ-rich.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2013
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Man fitted with Wurlitzer in bungled organ transplant

Concerns about medical standards have resurfaced after a man came around from a routine heart transplant operation to find that instead of a brand new heart, he had instead been fitted with a full-size Wurlitzer organ in his chest cavity.

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Posted: May 5th, 2012
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Zombie regrets filling out organ donor card

‘The bottom line is, thanks to the organ donor register, I just can’t keep up with other zombies.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2008
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Increased cocaine use prompts septum donor cards

Daniella WestbrookThe handy new cards bear the legend ‘I would like a cocaine addict to have separate nostrils after I die.’

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2006
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