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Al-Qaeda ask for Euro bail out

MI6 chiefs confirmed that they had received a message from Al-Qaeda asking if it would be possible for an Irish type bail-out to help them through these lean times.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2010
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Charity worker Keith bin Laden to appear on Who Do You Think You Are?

keen to explore details of exotic foreign relativesKeith desperate to discover identity of parents he has never met.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2010
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France demands Al Qaeda repeat its terror threat – in French

vous parlez, monsieur, mais j'entend seulement 'peuthfssathasthssathath' France has reacted to the latest terror warning from Al Qaeda by shrugging its shoulders and insisting it hasn’t understood a single word they are saying.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2010
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Al-Qaeda designers launch summer bomb-vest range

all about making a big impressionTerrorist group al-Qaeda today unveiled its hotly-anticipated 2010 collection for the fashion-conscious fundamentalist. As bearded models took to the catwalk deep in the Pakistan mountains, style critics were left purring at the innovative fusion of modern high-street trends and the best of traditional insurgency attire, such as ample concealed storage for flammable liquids and detonators.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Bin Laden fed up with canvassers constantly knocking at cave door

'These fanatics will stop at nothing!'Osama bin Laden today spoke out against what he called ‘the West’s evil, unremitting campaign of persecution’ waged by local party activists determined to secure his support in Thursday’s general election.

‘If it’s not the Tories, it’s Labour or the Liberal Democrats,’ fumed the al-Qaeda leader today. ‘All day every day I’m up and down to the cave door like a bloody yo-yo. I moved out here for a quiet life, you know, but every two minutes it’s ‘Can we count on your vote on Thursday, Mr bin Laden?’ Don’t tell me none of them saw my sign saying no door-to-door callers, free newspapers or intelligence agents.’

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Posted: May 4th, 2010
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