A man who voted for Brexit has declared that Cambridge’s Boat Race success has settled the matter for ever. “Clearly Cambridge have the stronger rowing team, so not only is there no need for another race, [read...]
Following the news that more people applied for Love Island than Oxbridge this year, Oxford and Cambridge Universities have announced that all applicants will now be required to have either a ripped six-pack or a banging bikini body, [read...]
Oxford and Cambridge Universities have responded to calls to admit more disadvantaged students, by allowing Muggles, under-cover of darkness, to eat out of the bins – ‘once the foxes have finished’. Also serfs, or anyone from a Comprehensive, [read...]
Oxford clinched the title and Cambridge were relegated In a nail-biting final day of the new Sky Boat Race Premier League.
As the new Sky Premier League of Boat Racing coxed off yesterday afternoon, [read...]