According to Judge Ian Pringle QC working towards a medical degree will now exempt you from prison but, he warned, those on the other end of the ‘talent’ spectrum should expect ritual dunking, conflagration within a wicker man or ‘life-imprisonment’ working on the tills at Sainsbury. [read...]
A tramp who turned his life around to become a successful businessman has revealed that he owes Boris Johnson a massive debt of gratitude. Dave Parnell, 59, added that if it were not for the generosity of the leading Brexit campaigner he would still be out begging on the streets of Oxford. [read...]
Oxford clinched the title and Cambridge were relegated In a nail-biting final day of the new Sky Boat Race Premier League.
As the new Sky Premier League of Boat Racing coxed off yesterday afternoon, [read...]
‘Some smart people think that geology is more important than stacking supermarket shelves,’ said Sir Rufus Smith, president of the RISS, ‘so it’s good news to hear Mr Duncan Smith defending our noble discipline.’ [read...]