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Dead paedophile PM accused of being a Tory
Accusers have highlighted a number of signs that they say are indicative of this, notably his plummy voice and his having been Conservative MP for Bexley for over 50 years. [read...]
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Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles
‘It seems incredible that only male priests are entrusted with the responsibility of abusing the children in their care.’ [read...]
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Daily Mail fears celebrity paedophile shortage
Editorial staff at the Daily Mail are in crisis talks after realising that most of the lovable celebrity paedophiles have been unmasked. [read...]
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Nonces ‘appalled’ by allegations that some might be MPs
‘I haven’t been able to sleep since these allegations started. What will my family think of me? I can’t leave my own home – kids have painted ‘MP scum’ on my front door. [read...]
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Old man talking to children in park ‘not a paedophile’
A man in an overcoat sparks a child safety alert in Wiltshire after being seen in a park, leading everybody around him to the only possible conclusion that he was a horrible paedophile preying on innocent children. [read...]