Unmarried uncle of four, Derek Johnson, has decided not to put kisses on the Christmas card he is sending to his nephews and nieces this year.
Posted: Dec 11th, 2013
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A man in an overcoat sparks a child safety alert in Wiltshire after being seen in a park, leading everybody around him to the only possible conclusion that he was a horrible paedophile preying on innocent children.
Posted: Mar 7th, 2013
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The Catholic church is facing the most significant threat to its unity in generations as progressives call on the Vatican to advance the cause of gender equality and allow women paedophiles to be ordained as Catholic priests.
Posted: Jan 1st, 2013
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Detectives were today questioning Freddie Starr over allegations dating back to his television heyday that he took advantage of his celebrity status to impose his peculiar brand of ‘humour’ on unsuspecting members of the public.
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