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Dead paedophile PM accused of being a Tory

Accusers have highlighted a number of signs that they say are indicative of this, notably his plummy voice and his having been Conservative MP for Bexley for over 50 years.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2015
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Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles

nothing even remotely phallocentric going on here‘It seems incredible that only male priests are entrusted with the responsibility of abusing the children in their care.’

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2015
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Daily Mail fears celebrity paedophile shortage

Editorial staff at the Daily Mail are in crisis talks after realising that most of the lovable celebrity paedophiles have been unmasked.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2014
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Nonces ‘appalled’ by allegations that some might be MPs

‘I haven’t been able to sleep since these allegations started. What will my family think of me? I can’t leave my own home – kids have painted ‘MP scum’ on my front door.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2014
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Old man talking to children in park ‘not a paedophile’

A man in an overcoat sparks a child safety alert in Wiltshire after being seen in a park, leading everybody around him to the only possible conclusion that he was a horrible paedophile preying on innocent children.

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2013
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