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Unmarried middle-aged uncle won’t be putting kisses on cards this Christmas

'Santa doesn't exist, by the way. He's just me.'Unmarried uncle of four, Derek Johnson, has decided not to put kisses on the Christmas card he is sending to his nephews and nieces this year.

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2012
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Police investigate claims Freddie Starr ‘was a comedian’

Detectives were today questioning Freddie Starr over allegations dating back to his television heyday that he took advantage of his celebrity status to impose his peculiar brand of ‘humour’ on unsuspecting members of the public.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2012
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Advert: Scare away trick-or-treaters with a PaedoMask

children being told never to accept 'treats' from strangers
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Posted: Oct 31st, 2012
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Bonfire Night organisers to sell Jimmy Savile effigies this year

The traditional Bonfire festival of the burning of a 17th-century man in effigy for trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament has been replaced this year by the burning of an effigy of a 20th-century DJ in a gold-lamé tracksuit for allegedly blowing up people’s childhoods.

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Posted: Oct 10th, 2012
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Targeted motorist finally displays ‘Baby on Board!’ sign

‘A trip to the garden centre became like trying to drive a convicted psychotic paedophile through a mob. I can’t blame them, though. I mean, how were they supposed to know we had babies on board?’

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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