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Bonfire Night organisers to sell Jimmy Savile effigies this year

The traditional Bonfire festival of the burning of a 17th-century man in effigy for trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament has been replaced this year by the burning of an effigy of a 20th-century DJ in a gold-lamé tracksuit for allegedly blowing up people’s childhoods.

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Posted: Oct 10th, 2012
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Targeted motorist finally displays ‘Baby on Board!’ sign

‘A trip to the garden centre became like trying to drive a convicted psychotic paedophile through a mob. I can’t blame them, though. I mean, how were they supposed to know we had babies on board?’

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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Paedos ban at swimming pool ‘a mistake’, say council

Paedophiles who were banned from a public pool in Suffolk have received an apology after officials admitted they mistook the sexual predators for a popular brand of very brief swimming trunks.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
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Paedophile furious as computer is returned with icons re-arranged

‘It’s an outrageous infringement of my personal liberties’, said convicted sex offender.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2008
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Gary Glitter musical fails to find investors

Gary GlitterThe main backer of the new Gary Glitter musical ‘My Gang!’ today announced that the show now looks unlikely to happen.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2006
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