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Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles

nothing even remotely phallocentric going on here‘It seems incredible that only male priests are entrusted with the responsibility of abusing the children in their care.’

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2015
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Super Mario fails to catch online predators

Despite the recent success of Terre des Hommes ‘Sweetie’ avatar, Nintendo were forced to concede that hirsute plumbers are unlikely to be an effective ‘honey trap’ for internet paedophiles. Although Mario has sold more than 210 million units, most perverts admit that the fetish for short, pudgy Italians is very niche.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2013
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Gordon the Gopher reveals historic ‘fisting’ abuse

‘Anyone could’ve seen what was going on if only they’d bothered to look in the right place, which was under the table mostly’.

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2013
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God arrested as accessory to child abuse by priests

Police today arrested God for failing to inform the authorities about crimes committed by several priests after He heard confessions from the perpetrators as they sought forgiveness in their prayers.

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2013
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Catholic church denies existence of normal priests

The Roman Catholic church has strongly denied that there could be hundreds of hard-working priests in parishes across the UK showing no inclination towards paedophilia.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2012
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