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New Stoke Mandeville management structure to include ‘spineless’

Stoke Mandeville hospital has updated its senior management structure to include ‘spineless’ in addition to two existing layers in place since the 1980s: upper management, responsible for anything they were informed about, and lower management, responsible for not informing upper management about anything.

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2015
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Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles

nothing even remotely phallocentric going on here‘It seems incredible that only male priests are entrusted with the responsibility of abusing the children in their care.’

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2015
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Super Mario fails to catch online predators

Despite the recent success of Terre des Hommes ‘Sweetie’ avatar, Nintendo were forced to concede that hirsute plumbers are unlikely to be an effective ‘honey trap’ for internet paedophiles. Although Mario has sold more than 210 million units, most perverts admit that the fetish for short, pudgy Italians is very niche.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2013
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Gordon the Gopher reveals historic ‘fisting’ abuse

‘Anyone could’ve seen what was going on if only they’d bothered to look in the right place, which was under the table mostly’.

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2013
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God arrested as accessory to child abuse by priests

Police today arrested God for failing to inform the authorities about crimes committed by several priests after He heard confessions from the perpetrators as they sought forgiveness in their prayers.

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2013
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