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Gordon the Gopher reveals historic ‘fisting’ abuse

‘Anyone could’ve seen what was going on if only they’d bothered to look in the right place, which was under the table mostly’.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2014
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Pope groomed by online pontiff-phile who pretended to be God

Benedictum non sanctum‘Every day he would issue me with commandments – though most of them involved me sending him saucy photos – and at the time it all seemed very convincing.’

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2014
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Super Mario fails to catch online predators

Despite the recent success of Terre des Hommes ‘Sweetie’ avatar, Nintendo were forced to concede that hirsute plumbers are unlikely to be an effective ‘honey trap’ for internet paedophiles. Although Mario has sold more than 210 million units, most perverts admit that the fetish for short, pudgy Italians is very niche.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2013
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God arrested as accessory to child abuse by priests

Police today arrested God for failing to inform the authorities about crimes committed by several priests after He heard confessions from the perpetrators as they sought forgiveness in their prayers.

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2013
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Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles

nothing even remotely phallocentric going on hereThe Catholic church is facing the most significant threat to its unity in generations as progressives call on the Vatican to advance the cause of gender equality and allow women paedophiles to be ordained as Catholic priests.

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2013
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