In a further sinister twist to the ongoing scandal of alleged sexual abuse by former television personalities, Gordon the Gopher has revealed that he was subjected to persistent and degrading episodes of fisting throughout his time working at the BBC in the ’80s and ’90s.
Posted: Apr 20th, 2013
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Police today arrested God for failing to inform the authorities about crimes committed by several priests after He heard confessions from the perpetrators as they sought forgiveness in their prayers.
Posted: Mar 12th, 2013
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The Catholic church is facing the most significant threat to its unity in generations as progressives call on the Vatican to advance the cause of gender equality and allow women paedophiles to be ordained as Catholic priests.
Posted: Jan 1st, 2013
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The Roman Catholic church has strongly denied that there could be hundreds of hard-working priests in parishes across the UK showing no inclination towards paedophilia.
Posted: Mar 8th, 2012
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A fireball witnessed over Britain on Saturday night is a warning from God over David Cameron’s plan to allow gay marriages, warns the most senior Roman Catholic cleric in the country.
Posted: Mar 5th, 2012
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