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Page 3 to feature extracts from Chilcot inquiry

'Actually, string 'em up,' says Rupert, 83In a surprise U-turn, The Sun has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images that may cause offence to decent people everywhere, including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass Destruction. Editor David Dinsmore explained: ‘Figuratively speaking Blair and Bush were the biggest pair of tits we could find. And there are plenty more breast-related puns where that one came from, oh yes. Just keep counting.’

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2015
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Hundreds of Page 3 girls released from captivity

Carly, 19, from Essex has a thing or two to say about it...Hundreds of Page 3 girls were seen fleeing from The Sun offices today. It is thought some may have escaped from their captors while others were freed as The Mail Online closed in on its territory. The two groups have recently been engaged in a fierce battle, forcing The Sun to retreat to the moral high-ground.

One witness described the scene as ‘chaos’ as the girls, many of them emaciated, half-clothed and barely out of childhood, ran from the paper’s headquarters in Fleet Street and were bundled into nearby taxis. Nothing is known of the fate of a smaller number of Page 7 fellas previously abducted from various stripping dance troupes, who remain missing.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2015
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Page 3 models refuse to wear ‘women’s rights’ campaign t-shirts

In an attempt to show how they feel about the lack of progress made by women’s liberation groups, Page 3 models up and down the UK have decided not to wear t-shirt supporting the cause.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2012
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The Sun’s new Page 3 girl speaks

‘I think the paparazzi should leave the Royal family alone,’ says cute Kate, 30, from Cambridge.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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Sun editor butchering my feature copy, complains Page 3 stunna Katie-Jo

Sun columnist Katie-Jo, 23, from Leicester has complained that the paper is still confining her to the ‘News in Briefs’ column, despite her nuanced, wordy style being better suited to two-page features.

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Posted: Aug 20th, 2011
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