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Impotent man has best kept house on street

Roger Jameson, a 57-year-old chartered surveyor from Ryde in the Isle of Wight, who has been suffering with impotence for the last four months, has recently thrown himself into a frenzy of DIY and household chores in an attempt to hide the problem from his ‘delighted’ wife Sheila, 55.

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2014
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Paint Manufacturers admit ‘There are only seven colours’

‘What is Raspberry Bellini, Teal Tension or Pale Citrus?’ said a spokesman. ‘None of those mean anything. It’s just red, blue and yellow.’

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2010
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