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God finally agrees to save Queen
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
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Palestinians also responsible for Kraftwerk, claims Netanyahu
‘Don’t be fooled by these lyrics referencing autobahns and the Tour de France,’ he continued, ‘These men have never left the occupied territories. Not that they are occupied, of course…’ [read...]
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Benjamin Netanyahu claims Holocaust Denial is now kosher
Despite Germany re-affirming their role in the Final Solution, Israel’s Prime Minister has decided that Palestinians were to blame for the WW2 genocide. Although Palestine is a mere 1040 kilometres from Berlin, Mr. [read...]
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Blair retires as Middle East Peace Envoy; ‘my work is done’
There was a champagne reception for Tony Blair yesterday as he left his post as Middle East Peace envoy surrounded by bouquets and cards congratulating him on a job well done. [read...]
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Jeremy Kyle sent to broker Middle East peace deal
‘Perhaps Israel can have Gaza during the week and Palestine at weekends?’ suggested Kyle optimistically. [read...]