‘As an Orthodox fundamentalist, I believe that Yahweh gifted the Land of Israel to the Jews for all time,’ said Baruch Levy, an Israeli settler on the Golan Heights. ‘But on the other hand, mmmm, [read...]
While Donald Trump is busy conflating the Israel/Palestine question with his breakfast order, the United Nations has suggested that a divided ownership of the President’s ideas might be best for all concerned. This would mean that the US retains ownership of Trump’s policies on women, [read...]
Hailed as ‘an area where both Jews and Arabs can equally apply for membership’, the plans, scribbled by the President on the back of a folder, detail the course’s layout, with the bombed-out remains of Gaza repurposed as a ‘hazard’, [read...]
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
‘Don’t be fooled by these lyrics referencing autobahns and the Tour de France,’ he continued, ‘These men have never left the occupied territories. Not that they are occupied, of course…’ [read...]
