NewsBiscuit Retrospective 2020 January January started, in a fashion, in the way it looks like finishing, with veteran fighter Mark Francois spending time with all his friends. Mark Francois preferred quiet night in Meanwhile the most important thing the Labour Party could find to do was elect a new leader to not oppose the Conservatives… [read...]
With the government teetering on the brink of a “Sh*t, looks like it’s unavoidable, that remaining £37.20 furlough pot is going to be a hard sell” lockdown, medal-crazed top-level selfish shoppers are plaguing supermarkets like a plague of plague-ridden locusts. [read...]
A man who owns a small business specialising in selling dried pasta and toilet roll has celebrated the latest corona virus restrictions by placing an order for a brand new Ferrari. Frank Gittens, from Northampton, [read...]
Supermarket giant, Sainsbury’s, have announced the introduction of a one-hour shopping slot to accommodate the needs of serial imbeciles; people who still have an irresistible urge to panic buy shit they don’t need. Speaking on TV this morning, [read...]
In a remarkable initiative to help their customers during the coronavirus pandemic, supermarkets have begun displaying ‘Donate to Landfill’ collection boxes. Instead of queuing up to strip the shelves in person, anxious shoppers can simply put money in the collection boxes. [read...]
