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Modern-day nativity ruined as Mary and Joseph submit online tax return
‘Still, everyone loved the Moira Stewart character, and her ‘tax doesn’t have to be taxing’ line really stole the show.’ [read...]
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Stop photobombing our pictures, paparazzi tell Prince George
In an open letter to the Royal Family, the world’s paparazzi have demanded that Prince George stop ruining their attempts to photograph London’s landscapes. The camera-obsessed child has repeatedly interrupted journalists, demanding they capture shots of his ‘new gym bod’ [read...]
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European newspapers print naked Royal baby pics
Newspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac of amniotic fluid. [read...]
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Advertisement Feature: Get your commemorative pair of ‘Invasion of Privacy’ Royal jugs
Well crafted, solid, but smaller than you might think, these jugs come decorated in the finest silver and gold to celebrate a fine pair of Jubilees. [read...]
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Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published
The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being overrun by English protesters unhappy with the treatment of Kate Middleton, a public figure venerated locally as a saint. [read...]