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Unemployment figures slashed as government deems motherhood a full-time job

mothers advised to 'get off your bike and go and find a sofa'In the latest bid to tackle soaring unemployment figures, the government has today announced the reclassification of motherhood as full-time employment.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2011
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Man mistakes chasing his children up the stairs shouting ‘Raarrr!!!’ for parenting

'dads get tired too'A father from Solihull has encountered a barrage of criticism after his long-suffering wife revealed that ‘chasing the children up the stairs on all fours going ‘Raarrr!!!’ every evening’ was his sole contribution to their upbringing. The nightly routine – which Dan Hurrell, 37, described as, ‘Just a bit of fun, that’s all’ – has, after six years, finally driven his wife, Debbie, to breaking point.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2011
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Shame-faced parents admit friends who warned about kids were right all along

Shame-faced parents George and Becky Smethurst today admitted that close friends who’d given them dire warnings about having children had been right all along.

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2011
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Community in shock as child is told off

how will he ever be prime minster if people keep telling him what to doPolice were called to a house in Shoreham, Kent by concerned neighbours after they overheard a child being blatantly told off by his mother.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2011
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ASBOs to be replaced by town square naughty steps

"all about mutual respect 'n' shit" confirms Home SecretaryAntisocial Behaviour Orders are to be replaced by more progressive discipline strategies such as stopping pocket money, confiscating favourite toys and banishing yobs to the naughty step.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2011
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