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Teachers call for longer working day and shorter holidays for MPs

‘If the changes had already been applied this may have saved the poor loves the extra work of having to claim £3,000 expenses for returning to work early to praise Margaret Thatcher.’

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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Mother loses court battle to give child pretentious name

Judge had five middle namesPsychologists argued that unless Carbon Dioxide Rogers receives a normal name soon he could face ‘a much reduced quality of life, if he even survives secondary school.’

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Posted: Dec 28th, 2012
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Mother sends out honest round-robin with family Christmas cards

‘Rufus is developing a great enthusiasm for internet pornography and masturbation.’

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2012
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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice

Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2012
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World Health Organisation names children as most prevalent STD

life, changingThe World Health Organisation today issued a stark warning in a bid to curb the spread of a virulent sexually transmitted disease which it described as having reached ‘epidemic proportions’.

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Posted: Sep 20th, 2012
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