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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice

Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2011
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35-year-old man still searching for the ‘farm’ his childhood dog was sent to

‘I’ve searched all the farms locally, but I still haven’t found any evidence that Buttons lived there. All I can think is that my parents had to send him to a farm a bit further afield.’

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2011
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Shock as missing girl’s parents have shorter attention span than media

seemed more interested in the weatherThe girl’s mother described what she was wearing when she disappeared, but surprised reporters with a five-minute digression on the relative merits of Gap and Zara for children’s clothes.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2011
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Dumpiness epidemic caused by widescreen TVs, say experts

remoteThe increasing numbers of squat and dumpy children in British families is not due to poor diets and a lack of exercise as first thought but is, experts believe, a symptom of the proliferation of widescreen televisions in the nation’s homes.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2011
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Teachers ordered to write ‘I Will Not Strike Again’ a hundred times

‘Nearly 750,000 teachers bunked off lessons last week, and not one of them had a letter from their parents,’ said Education Secretary Michael Gove.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2011
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