The Commons Select Committee has dismissed fears of a missile strike by North Korea after MoD experts confirmed the rogue state missiles could hit the UK in months. ‘How are they sending them? By DHL?’ [read...]
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has shocked some Shadow Cabinet colleagues by slipping in some outrageous smut into his latest Brexit speech. A Labour insider said that this was purely coincidence but Corbyn’s fans are said to be delighted. [read...]
‘When I got there, I found the place was dominated by rowdy old men, all waving their order papers about. Before I knew it I was wearing leather trousers and being humiliated on a regular basis.’ [read...]
An MP whose parliamentary track record has led to poverty, death and homelessness has joined a campaign asking the electorate to stop abusing MP’s online. The snot gobbling donkey fart told reporters that ‘MPs have feelings too’ and that calling them ‘mouth breathing shitburgers who deserve eternal damnation in hell’ achieves nothing, [read...]
Theresa May is facing criticism that the legislative programme for the government for the next 2 years has been shaped somewhat by ongoing negotiations with the DUP. Here is that agenda in full: – All public officials to wear a bowler hat and orange sash over their uniforms – [read...]
