Ministers have announced a ‘brilliant’ way for Britain to jump the queue with the Pfizer vaccine, by placing a rush order through a dormant greetings card company registered in Liechtenstein by somebody who went to school with half the Cabinet. [read...]
Fans of the long-running TV soap opera Westenders have expressed mixed feelings after a plot spoiler emerged online over the weekend. It is now said to be common knowledge that the long-running character ‘Theresa May’ [read...]
Jeremy Corbyn has withdrawn comments he made about a Banksy painting featuring chimpanzees after it was pointed out to him that it featured chimpanzees. The painting hit the headlines this week after it was sold at auction for £9.9m. [read...]
A sack of potatoes has announced its intention to run for the position of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Speaking from a pantry in Doncaster, the sack of potatoes said: “It is my intention to campaign for the office of Prime Minister on the promise that even I can’t possibly be as lousy as… [read...]
Jacob Rees-Mogg – the seven-foot, six-stone toff guy in the crew that Boris Johnson put together for the Balmoral job – has reacted with genteel gusto and slender vigour to the Supreme Court’s guilty verdict on a charge of scamming a wealthy old lady and nobbling her business in Westminster. [read...]
