A man who walked out of a garage having failed to agree an acceptable price for a used car has been sent back in to try again. An exasperated Mr Johnson tried to explain that walking away without a deal was all part of the game, [read...]
The distinguished screen actress and part-time monarch, has had her home besieged by bewildered muggles, claiming that she should never have let Boris Johnson have his wicked way with the Magna Carta or agree to star in the sequel to ‘Red’. [read...]
In the event of a sudden closure of Partliament, paint yourself white to minimise its effects.
Stock up on a selection of fine continental cheeses and horde them in your basement.
Stock up on brochures and book your next holiday in England before the Brexit rush. [read...]