Theresa May is facing criticism that the legislative programme for the government for the next 2 years has been shaped somewhat by ongoing negotiations with the DUP. Here is that agenda in full: – All public officials to wear a bowler hat and orange sash over their uniforms – [read...]
In one email to his PR agency, Beckham allegedly fumed ‘Ken f***ing Clarke? You’re having a f***ing laugh. All that c*** has ever done is smoke cigars and wear Hush Puppies. [read...]
Dear polones and homies (mostly omi-polonies) how bona to vada your ruddy eek, our very own dishy President Tooting Fakement, King of the Naffs! [read...]
Helplines have been jammed with MPs and party activists suddenly remembering that 90% of their experience at elite private schools may constitute bullying – rather than good nature ‘joshing’ with a cricket bat and a ‘tube of lube’. [read...]
In keeping with the new Digital Economy Bill, members of the public had the chance to FaceTime the Queen straight after the speech. [read...]
