Jeremy Corbyn has withdrawn comments he made about a Banksy painting featuring chimpanzees after it was pointed out to him that it featured chimpanzees. The painting hit the headlines this week after it was sold at auction for £9.9m. [read...]
A sack of potatoes has announced its intention to run for the position of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Speaking from a pantry in Doncaster, the sack of potatoes said: “It is my intention to campaign for the office of Prime Minister on the promise that even I can’t possibly be as lousy as… [read...]
Jacob Rees-Mogg – the seven-foot, six-stone toff guy in the crew that Boris Johnson put together for the Balmoral job – has reacted with genteel gusto and slender vigour to the Supreme Court’s guilty verdict on a charge of scamming a wealthy old lady and nobbling her business in Westminster. [read...]
A man who walked out of a garage having failed to agree an acceptable price for a used car has been sent back in to try again. An exasperated Mr Johnson tried to explain that walking away without a deal was all part of the game, [read...]
‘I haven’t had a good state opening of Parliament for ages,’ said the Queen. ‘What’s the point in having a state carriage if I don’t use it occasionally? Or a load of crown jewels – [read...]
