Parliament has agreed to debate the issue of whether ‘people who look like disheveled hayricks or untidy heaps of straw’ should be banned when attending constituency surgeries, schools, or universities, or when working for individual businesses or branches of government. [read...]
New technology based on the Hawkeye system is being introduced to the House of Commons which will show instantly whether or not insults thrown during debates have hit the target. Observers believe it could have a significant effect on the outcome of parliamentary votes. [read...]
After the revelation that that House of Commons restaurant had re-branded Spotted Dick ‘Spotted Richard’ so as not to embarrass MPs, further examples have come to light leading to demands for an immediate public enquiry. [read...]
The Commons Select Committee has dismissed fears of a missile strike by North Korea after MoD experts confirmed the rogue state missiles could hit the UK in months. ‘How are they sending them? By DHL?’ [read...]
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has shocked some Shadow Cabinet colleagues by slipping in some outrageous smut into his latest Brexit speech. A Labour insider said that this was purely coincidence but Corbyn’s fans are said to be delighted. [read...]
