Throughout the negotiations he has made it clear he intends to criticize English cuisine, the British public transport system and the failure of the English football team to win anything in the last half century. [read...]
UK celebrations to welcome Donald Trump have been declared ‘an absolute triumph’ after placard-wielding POTUS enthusiasts filled the streets of London and a human Blimp tethered to a broken zip-wire topped all of his previous attempts at attention-seeking. [read...]
“Eventually I was given some aspirin and told to go home. In the meantime, my car had got a ticket as I’d been waiting for so long.” [read...]
‘It’s been very awkward’ said the father of two. ‘The man who takes the tolls on the auto-route really didn’t seem to want to chat about it at all. He barely made eye-contact – he just took our change and raised the barrier. [read...]
Four UK water companies have lifted the last hosepipe bans, triggering calls by Britain’s husbands to introduce a lawnmower ban instead in order to prevent dangerous levels of nagging about the state of the nation’s gardens. [read...]
