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Hungover man barely holding it together in Ikea
A shell of a man with serious beer-grot and an ever-growing sense of dread fears he might not make it out of the Ikea store in Gateshead. [read...]
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Isle of Wight inventor finally brings semaphore to the iPhone
An inventor from the Isle of Wight has launched a cutting-edge iPhone app that will ‘revolutionise’ the way people use semaphore, experts have claimed. [read...]
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20 days later and hopes are fading fast of finding The Independent Group alive
‘The Independent Group – A nation remembers’
Yes, you do, of course you do. You know. There was, er, thingummy. And, umm, whatsizname. [read...]
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Brexit – was all a dream
After yet another catastrophic defeat in the commons, Theresa May calls an immediate general election and then promptly resigns her premiership. Following the inexplicable appointment of Chis Graylng as their campaign organiser, the Conservatives fail to gain a single seat. [read...]
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Vegetarians finally call an end to protest
After more than 50 years since the first dinner party was ruined by someone saying ‘I can’t eat this, I’m vegetarian’, a protest which was then taken up by millions of people worldwide finally came to an end this morning as vegetarians everywhere returned to eating any and all types of meat. [read...]