Gordon the Gopher reveals historic ‘fisting’ abuse
‘Anyone could’ve seen what was going on if only they’d bothered to look in the right place, which was under the table mostly’.
Posted: Mar 8th, 2014
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Crufts judges admit ‘we have no idea what we’re looking for’
‘Personally, I’m in favour of awarding rosettes for the least imaginative name, such as ‘Ian’ or ‘dog’.
Posted: Mar 6th, 2014
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Sir Ranulph Fiennes’s next challenge to be weekend Ikea expedition
Travelling light, Fiennes will sustain himself on locally-sourced balls of meat similar to beef.
Posted: Mar 5th, 2014
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‘Diet lard’ released to combat obesity epidemic
‘When a customer is called ‘lard arse’, they can point to the label and say ‘no, diet lard arse’
Posted: Mar 4th, 2014
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‘City slum’ opens on rural farm
The rural alternative to City Farms is being piloted in Dorset this week, as country folk are invited to come and visit a real life working city slum in the middle of an area of outstanding natural beauty.
Posted: Mar 3rd, 2014
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