All journalists and reporters invited to photo-opportunities are to dress up as car assembly line workers, doctors and fire fighters etc. so as not to make their presence obvious to anyone seeking to confront the Prime Minister. [read...]
‘Oh yes, woe is us, with our workers’ rights, home ownership and jobs that pay a living wage. We may only have three TV channels, but they’re all good ones.’ [read...]
Asian websites have reported being flooded by pop-ups offering ‘no-strings attached’ casual sex from middle-aged singletons based in the Winchester area. Erotically posed in figure-hugging cardigans, these provocative images of retirees are cynically luring attractive Japanese models – who want nothing more than an evening of canasta, [read...]
For the record, no further applications will be considered until September 2030 at the earliest. The School of Hard Knocks refused to comment. [read...]
Normally police officers maintain an exclusion zone around Mr. Johnson, designed to keep away members of the proletariat, tax inspectors or any ex-wives. [read...]
