The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was spotted by a tourist as she smirked her was across the park, failing to wear a face like she was giving birth to a breach baby or a man having thumbscrews tightened on his testicles. [read...]
Chief Medical Officer Dame Sally Davies, 66, shocked the UK’s population with the announcement today that there is no safe consumption level for pizza. [read...]
‘People were literally creased up laughing, repeating my ‘Winning Here’ catchphrase from inside their cars in a sort of ironic way, like that jazz guy who says ‘Nice’ off The Fast Show’. [read...]
UN representatives have admitted to an impasse in negotiations for a lasting peace over television priorities during the festive period. Families have been split asunder, with a divide between cinematic-slapstick and filmic messages of love; [read...]
‘Just because she goes on TV saying 1.6 billion Muslims are trying to murder the rest of the world, doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a sense of humour.’ [read...]
