0
‘The shed’ tops list of Summer 2020 holiday destinations
Other fashionable destinations are the garage (22%), the spare bedroom (16%) and the attic (12%). [read...]
Tagged parody
0
Britain urged to self-isolate to halt spread of Conservavirus
Symptoms include an affected air of knowing best, compulsive lying, a reduced ability to think and constantly harking back to World War II for no rational reason. [read...]
0
Account executives fail to make key worker list
“Who will be advising companies to sack‘rightsize’ for short term shareholder gains as the virus bites”? [read...]
0
Tory voter confused that he seems to have voted for socialism
‘I voted against funding the NHS, free broadband and worker’s rights – instead, I appear to now be living in Cuba or an episode of The Good Life!’ [read...]
0
Rishi Sunak at last honoured with Long Service and Good Conduct Medal
Sunak was appointed on a 3 month fixed term contract with the expectation that he wouldn’t last 5 minutes. [read...]