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Pinocchio rejects Alice

Pinocchio has publicly outed Alice in Wonderland as a ‘fantasy creation’, in a move which has fuelled bitter arguments in the Land of Magic.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2015
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‘Chinese financial woes made me molest goat’ claims defendant

A 37 year-old Gosport man, who appeared in court on charges of outraging public decency, sexual assault and animal cruelty, has blamed his ‘regrettable’ behaviour on the volatility of global finance as a result of China’s financial instability.

Michael Bruntwhich was arrested last week after visitors at Pooley Brook Farm Park reported suspicious behaviour in the petting zoo section. ‘He was bending over the poor animal, muttering something about the Shanghai Composite,’ said one witness. ‘People started yelling and some of the dads tried to pull him off, but he refused to let go of the horns until the Chinese Government dropped it’s unrealistic economic growth targets or something – it was all a bit complicated to be honest.’

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2015
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Fears for ancient site as coach-load of schoolchildren moves closer

Schoolchildren from a South London primary school have entered the county of Wiltshire, and are heading toward Stonehenge, according to reports.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2015
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‘Manspread’ to replace butter

The online Oxford dictionary has added the act of ‘manspreading’ as a low-fat alternative to ‘moisturising your toast’.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2015
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Bill Oddie ‘has never touched anyone up’, confirm reports

Scotland Yard spokesperson for The 1997 – 2000 ‘Birding with Bill Oddie,’ child abuse enquiry said this morning that accusations were filtering in from several minors invited to the filming that Bill Oddie ‘never touched them up’.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2015
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