The Bank of England stepped in today to reduce the value of feedback offered by judges on BGT, amidst fears that the inflation of compliments on the show had reached unsustainable levels. The final trigger for action came on Saturday’s show, [read...]
‘The features on ‘low definition abs’ and ’10 steps towards guaranteed sex after 10 pints of lager’ have literally changed my life, and I’ll be even happier after the divorce and the court case are over.’ [read...]
Notorious BULLSHITTER Pasta, has been warned by police to stop stating that it takes just ’10-12′ minutes to cook. [read...]
‘It looks too static and serious. What we need is more colour, more movement, more creativity, and a few surprises,’ said Mike Smyth, BBC Head of Appearance Factors Analysis. [read...]
‘The kids are just going to lap up the combination of singing, dancing and intravenous injection of hard drugs,’ said film critic Mark Kermode. [read...]
