The incident occurred after the friends, driving home to London after a booze cruise to France, had been misinformed by the pub’s landlord that the bearded 22-stone ex-con Sweeney was ‘one of those big blokes that looks dead scary, [read...]
A new study from The University of Penge has shown that over-the-counter homeopathic medicines are proving surprisingly effective at treating pain relief when diluted to homeopathic levels using mainstream medicine. [read...]
The new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn came under fresh pressure this week as it was revealed that at no point during his student years did he take part in the normal student high-jinks that do so much to endear modern politicians to the British electorate. [read...]
Jim Nelson, an office worker in Farringdon, decided against placing his usual Starbucks order of creamy Mocha Hazelnut Frappuccino plus a giant Smarties cookie as part of a desperate attempt to impress the coffee shop’s new 23-year-old employee whom he described as ‘the heart-stopping girl of my dreams’. [read...]
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
