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Chris Grayling to stand in Liberal leadership race
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
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Dam Busters dog renamed ‘Cuntface’ for movie remake
‘You just can’t have a modern movie shown in the US with a dog called the N-word,’ said writer Stephen Fry. ‘Instead I decided that ‘Cuntface’ had the right melange of wit and edginess.’ [read...]
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Ventilator supply gap to be filled with kazoos
‘We were looking for a cheaper, more portable alternative to a ventilator – and ideally something that can fit in a party bag.’ [read...]
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Man driven to brink by contemplating 76 shades of white paint
‘I knew it was a fool’s errand as soon as Susan said we should use an ‘off-white’ shade to contrast with the ‘duck egg blue’ tiles, whatever that all means,’ said Michael, 45 [read...]
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Final ruling on which dog is a ‘good boy’
At the penultimate day of the National Symposium of Dog Philosophy yesterday, the atmosphere became tense as Rex, a 14 year old cocker spaniel and President of the Bilateral Association of Ruminating Canines (BARC), announced the conclusion of a 20 year study of ‘Who’s a Good Boy?’ [read...]