Theresa May announced plans tonight to spend the weekend redrafting her Brexit plan at an isolated hotel in the Canadian Rockies. The PM will head for the hotel on Friday, and is expected to spend the weekend hunched over a typewriter making ‘a few tweaks’ to the draft withdrawal agreement. [read...]
Prime minister David Cameron has today admitted to trying to leave the embattled culture secretary Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. [read...]
‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs. [read...]
The Saudi Arabia women’s beach volleyball team has refused to wear the official uniform of 12-inch heels, crotchless micro-thongs and nipple-baring bikini tops at the Olympics this summer. Instead they’ll be covered head-to-toe in baggy black burqas which show off absolutely no flesh at all. [read...]
Boris’ Bus, NHS guff
David Davies and Michael Gove
Three day weeks and power cuts
Ration cards and all that stuff [read...]
