Old lady passes 60th year in dead-end job
The 86-year-old marked her 60th year in a job which affords her no responsibility, no prospects of progression and absolutely no sense of fulfilment.
Posted: Jun 15th, 2013
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NHS reforms to be allowed to ‘die with dignity’
David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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De Agostini to publish ‘The Internet’ in monthly supplements
Publishing giants De Agostini have announced that they are to tackle their biggest subject area yet and produce ‘The Internet’ as a monthly magazine for people who don’t have access to computers or the World Wide Web.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2013
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Bank customers forced to reveal humiliating sexual details to beat identity cheats
Banks and building societies are asking for further private details such as ‘favourite sexual position’.
Posted: Jun 2nd, 2013
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Lonely old woman adopted by thirty-six cats
Reports are emerging of a remarkable story of cross-species altruism involving the adoption of a lonely old woman by a group of thirty-six cats.
Homeless, penniless Abigail Pike, 74, was facing a bleak future until the kind-hearted felines took pity on her and decided to take her under their collective paws. After renovating a long-abandoned bungalow the marvellous moggies set about catering to Abigail’s every whim, refurbishing her wardrobe, teaching her computer skills and enrolling her in the Open University. ‘They spoil me rotten’, says a delighted Abigail.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2013
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