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Extremist Corbyn’s vile hobby: Collecting trade union memorabilia
The Labour Party sank to a new low today, [read...]
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Mad Hatter, dormouse elected to Congress in Tea Party landslide
Voters in Wonderland have elected a series of right-wing Tea Party candidates, including the Mad Hatter, the March hare and the dormouse, to Congress in the country’s mid-term elections. [read...]
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Man refuses to leave holiday mindset
A pledge by a Telford man to foster the relaxed, chilled atmosphere from his recent holiday to Gran Canaria continues to go well, it was revealed today. The idea first occurred to Steve Vickers while reading the self-help guide ‘Flying home? [read...]
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Apple reduces bodily orifices down to one
Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version will simplify life choices – [read...]
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Forgotten Channel 4 Big Brother contestants finally released from captivity
Nine Big Brother contestants received an official apology from Channel 4 today, after being accidentally left in the Big Brother House since its last showing on the channel four years ago. Two stunned producers discovered the group, [read...]