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Old dogs no longer funded for trick-based education
The Department for Business Innovation and Skills (BIS) has decided to cut 24% from the adult education budget to remove a culture of just ‘fetching sticks’ and looking cute. [read...]
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‘The shed’ tops list of Summer 2020 holiday destinations
Other fashionable destinations are the garage (22%), the spare bedroom (16%) and the attic (12%). [read...]
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Got a fairly small or unimportant fire? Call 202
Follow this simple guide to determining whether your household blaze or head-in-railings incident is suitable for a less-than-immediate response. [read...]
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Accident & Emergency services to be outsourced to vets’ surgeries
‘It makes complete sense that when a vet is not treating Fido or Tiddles for ticks, they open their doors to patients who may have had a stroke, major trauma injury or a saucepan stuck on their head,’ [read...]
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‘Please stop killing each other in my name, I don’t exist,’ clarifies God
‘I don’t care what you call me – Allah, God, Yahweh, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever – It really doesn’t matter because I don’t exist’. [read...]