A plumber was branded a class-traitor after buying lunch from an Italian deli. ‘There’s a nice looking deli a couple of doors down from Greggs that I thought I’d give a try’ says 24-year old Alan Brooks [read...]
As humans seek to reconnect with our communities during particularly worrying and atrocious times, the great bastion of dehumanisation, the rush hour commute, has sadly been hit with savage attempts at communication. [read...]
A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’ [read...]
Brexit Party candidates for the forthcoming European Parliamentary elections are among those party members who have shared non-inflammatory social media posts including fact-based material. [read...]
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley is confident he has found the ideal partner to sponsor his team next season – Chinese multinational telecommunications equipment and consumer electronics manufacturer Huawei. [read...]
