A mother has been left deeply upset after receiving a highly-critical review of her uterus on the travel website TripAdvisor. Sharon Harvey, 36, is said to have been ‘hurt and surprised’ by the short but damning write-up, [read...]
The Home Office has announced that party poppers and balloons will be banned at Abu Qatada’s forthcoming leaving party at Belmarsh Prison on Saturday night. [read...]
Speaking to BBC Radio 4, Mogg said: ‘Today’s youth is fast-becoming nothing more than an unsavoury slithering obese blob of blubber and it must, with all available alacrity and resolve, be dissuaded from peering endlessly at the screens of these ubiquitous portable magic lantern devices one sees so many of during one’s perambulations around the capital.’ [read...]
This decision comes after universal condemnation of calls for a People’s Vote, a term invented exclusively to label those who voted in the referendum as less than people. Despite this being a slight on Remainers just as much as Brexiters, [read...]
Police were today hunting for 9 people who are suspected of having voted for Ester McVey as the next Prime Minister. The 9 who have not yet been named are said to be highly dangerous and probably mentally unstable. [read...]
