After the failure of the Christianity campaign to advertise in cinemas, the Lord thy God will appear in a vision in selected cinemas to promote blessed popcorn, 2 for 1 baptisms and holy Fanta. [read...]
The choices of Karaoke songs made by you and your work colleagues on a night out have no correlation with your on-the-job performance, confirmed your miserable boss today. The disappointing news was revealed during a works night out to the city-centre bar, [read...]
Despite government assurances that the budget would help them out, millions still can’t afford their first gallon of petrol. [read...]
After having given him the benefit of the doubt for a fortnight you have come to the conclusion that your new boss is definitely a moron and that now you will have to look for a new job. [read...]
Holders of bank accounts across the UK gave a loud cheer yesterday as Britain’s last High St branch closed its doors for good. The last of the ‘big four’ finally gave in to customer demand as their last remaining bank was forced to call it a day. [read...]
