link to part 2 Scrooge thought he’d only put his head on the pillow when he became aware of a hand rocking his shoulder. ‘I’m the spirit of coronavirus present,’ said the spirit while Scrooge changed his underwear for the second time in a night. [read...]
A Coronavirus carol Part 1 can be found here Scrooge jumped as the glass hit the ground. Looking up he noticed the TV had started running repeats of repeats. Turning the set off he started to get up, [read...]
In a Docklands office on Christmas Eve sat two men working, socially distanced, naturally. One, Ebenezer Scrooge, should really have been shielding but the rules had changed again, while the other, Bob Cratchit was hyper-sensitive to the fact his disabled son was classified vulnerable despite being made to attend school for most of the Autumn… [read...]
‘At this stage we believe Mrs Thatcher may have been accidentally left outside on the street and pinched when no-one was watching by some entrepreneurial rag-and-bone men,’ explained Detective Inspector Dean Morgan who is leading the investigation. [read...]
The recent demise of the Thatcher, once considered the most fearsome of all the big Tory beasts, has put renewed focus on the dwindling numbers of Tories who, in happier times, roamed freely through the jungles of Middle England. [read...]
