A petshop in Ryde, Isle of Wight was plunged into crisis after a cockapoo poo-poo landed on a cockatoo. ‘Usually it’s the other way round,’ laughed Pets r Us owner Mick Smythe, ‘…as our resident cockatoo is allowed to fly round the shop and does try and dive bomb any mammals he sees.’ [read...]
Use of ‘Jolly good show’ and ‘Cheers mate’ doubles as soon as they get off the plane. [read...]
A leaked report on the reasons behind Labour’s defeat at the last election could silence opponents of Jeremy Corbyn as its findings seem to support his methods.
The report reveals that Labour lost the election as ‘not enough people voted for the party’. [read...]