Fears that Mark Thatcher ‘might get lost’ on way to his mother’s funeral
‘If you’re used to driving in the desert, navigating through central London is going to be a very different challenge’.
Posted: Apr 17th, 2013
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Big beasts of Tory party ‘dangerously close to extinction’
The recent demise of the Thatcher, once considered the most fearsome of all the big Tory beasts, has put renewed focus on the dwindling numbers of Tories who, in happier times, roamed freely through the jungles of Middle England.
Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Convertible Day may not occur till May this year
Convertible Day is the one day a year when it is really enjoyable to drive a convertible car with the hood down, and usually occurs in early spring.
Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Iron Lady stolen by scrap metal thieves
‘At this stage we believe Mrs Thatcher may have been accidentally left outside on the street and pinched when no-one was watching by some entrepreneurial rag-and-bone men,’ explained Detective Inspector Dean Morgan who is leading the investigation. ‘With a street value of almost three quid, she could be anywhere by now. My guess is she’s already in a scrapyard, squashed between two Ford Cortinas.’
Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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Simon Cowell slams German artist’s robot band
After the news a German artist has created ‘Compressorhead’, the first robot metal band, music mogul Simon Cowell has hit back claiming to have been inventing mechanical bands for years.
Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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