The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was spotted by a tourist as she smirked her was across the park, failing to wear a face like she was giving birth to a breach baby or a man having thumbscrews tightened on his testicles. [read...]
Lancashire police have investigated claims by two migrant school children that they had been kidnapped by a cannibalistic old lady and forced to live in a house made of cake and confectionery.
Police say the children, [read...]
Following the demise of the once innovative and pioneering website a new offering has been launched today – ‘Friends Reunited Reunited’ – seeking to build on the ever present nostalgia boom, which has finally reached the Internet generation. [read...]
China has announced that more than 1,000 jobs are to go at crispy seaweed production plants, mostly in Shanghai and in coastal towns bordering the East China Sea. The cuts, finely chopped, have been blamed on cheap imports of Welsh laverbread. [read...]
The Foreign Office is said to be in disarray at the prospect of around five million people arriving back in the UK within the next twelve months, as a result of new UN regulations. Offshore millionaires and home-grown welfare migrants alike are set to flood our shores; [read...]