Leave voter and costermonger Baz Shipley an ill-informed idiot from Billericay in Essex has emerged from obscurity to become a prominent voice in the ongoing ‘blue’ passport row. [read...]
Brexiteers and medical officials agree that the colour of your passport will be the deciding factor in whether you contract 2019-nCoV virus or end up speaking French. Moving from a defeatist shade of red to a resplendent royal blue, [read...]
The glorious new post-EU British passports are to be written in French and all passport photos are to have berets and baguettes superimposed onto the owners. The title on the cover will controversially be written as ‘Passeport de la Rosbifs.’ [read...]
Theresa May has issued a strong warning to British citizens travelling to foreign supermarkets to fight over discounted goods. [read...]
The pissed-off face has been in use for over 20 years and hasn’t kept pace with technological advances.’ [read...]
