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Chancellor ‘may not win Nobel prize for economics’, suggest rumours

Osborne was thought to be in line for the prize – to be announced on 15 October – in recognition of his groundbreaking ‘pasty tax’ contribution to economics.

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2012
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Cameron assures nation Britain’s gaffe reserves are far from empty

Prime Minister David Cameron today attempted to pour water on Labour’s accusations that Britain’s gaffe reserves are at a dangerously low level after being depleted by the coalition at an unsustainable rate over the last few weeks.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2012
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Cabinet ministers ‘better at causing disruption’ striking tanker drivers concede

Tanker drivers have called off their proposed strike amid fears any disruption they might cause would pale into insignificance alongside the chaos cabinet ministers have created with a few poorly chosen words.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2012
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Me and my Pasty: This week, David Cameron

‘People sometimes say I’m out of touch with the common man, but let me tell you I recently had a parsty which was absolutely delicious, with carrots and potato and, I was assured, packed choc full with nutritious swan meat.’

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2012
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