Following the shock news of Terry Wogan’s death, concerned citizens have rounded up our remaining National Treasures and formed a protective circle around them. [read...]
The Prime Minister has quoted Sir Paul McCartney’s 80s hits at length in his Christmas address to the nation. ‘It’s really important that we give the little children all we can until the war is won.’ [read...]
Rebecca Brooks has explained that she didn’t know that murder, arson, genocide, phone hacking, extortion, terrorism or poisoning were illegal until advised by her lawyers recently.
‘I thought they were just jolly japes’, [read...]
After more than 50 years since the first dinner party was ruined by someone saying ‘I can’t eat this, I’m vegetarian’, a protest which was then taken up by millions of people worldwide finally came to an end this morning as vegetarians everywhere returned to eating any and all types of meat. [read...]