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Rebekah Brooks : ‘I Didn’t Know Genocide Was Illegal’

Rebecca Brooks has explained that she didn’t know that murder, arson, genocide, phone hacking, extortion, terrorism or poisoning were illegal until advised by her lawyers recently.

‘I thought they were just jolly japes’, she told a stunned courtroom.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2014
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Vegetarians finally call an end to protest

finally dawned that cucumbers suffer too...After more than 50 years since the first dinner party was ruined by someone saying ‘I can’t eat this, I’m vegetarian’, a protest which was then taken up by millions of people worldwide finally came to an end this morning as vegetarians everywhere returned to eating any and all types of meat.

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2012
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Paul McCartney booked to play The Apocalypse

Fans of music and doomsday prophecies were celebrating last night after God confirmed that he had booked the former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney to be the closing act at the end of mankind.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2012
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MPs facing ‘impossible choice’ between two huge fibbers

MPs say they have no plans to call Piers Morgan for questioning over the alleged hacking of Heather Mills’ phone while they struggle to decide which of the bare-faced whopper-mongers they should believe.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2011
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David Bowie to officially retire from being cool at next birthday

David Bowie‘It’ll be nice just to wear cardigans and comfy shoes for a change.’

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Posted: Jan 28th, 2007
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