Office workers have reported scenes of anger, consternation and panic as PCs up and down the country yesterday failed to respond to the popular troubleshooting technique of ‘turning it off and on again’.
Posted: Sep 28th, 2010
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‘Well meaning but ill thought out officiousness should now be described as ‘political correctness suffering from a mental health issue that affects one in three people’.
Posted: Aug 13th, 2010
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Software updates are ‘pranks’ largely generated by bored or frustrated programmers
Posted: Dec 2nd, 2009
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Steve Jobs proudly unveiled ‘Liver 2.0′ at a packed press conference today, following an emergency organ transplant. ‘This new liver is a significant improvement on Liver 1.0′ he told assembled computer geeks and internal organ fans. Its many features include more efficient detoxification, rapid protein synthesis as well as improved hormone production and increased glycogen storage.’
Posted: Jun 21st, 2009
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New operating system crashes when asked to calculate when the universe began
Posted: Jun 30th, 2008
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