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Criminals asked to push themselves down the stairs by ‘over-worked’ police

Goodbye, Goodbye, GoodbyeAn inspection of police forces in England and Wales has reported that crime suspects are being asked to racially abuse themselves, plant their own incriminating evidence, and if the police are really busy, push themselves down the stairs on the way to the holding cells.

Offenders everywhere are protesting at further degradation to an already limited service. ‘Really, service is parlous,’ complained career criminal, Cecil ‘Nutter’ Smythe, from Gosport. ‘It is almost as if the police aren’t there. How are we supposed to rest easy knowing that some activities such as car crime are being effectively decriminalised?’

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2014
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Discovered: Rare colour pictures of Paul Dacre at his Swiss mountain retreat

Dacre 'said to enjoy' his stunningly clear view of the worldThey show a man relaxed and at ease, despite the terrible divisions he would attempt to inflict across Europe just a few days afterwards.

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Posted: Oct 7th, 2013
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