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World’s worst pedestrians gather in Oxford Street for 2014 World Championships

years of training and sacrifice, but mostly sacrificeThe pavement classic ranks alongside the Paris Marche de Imbecilite and the New York Jostle n’ Sneer.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2015
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Targeted motorist finally displays ‘Baby on Board!’ sign

‘A trip to the garden centre became like trying to drive a convicted psychotic paedophile through a mob. I can’t blame them, though. I mean, how were they supposed to know we had babies on board?’

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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Stupid people made to wear ‘S-plates’

only given to those stupid enough to think they don't need one ‘Warns the public they may mention their horoscope without warning’

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2009
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‘Wandering out aimlessly in front of traffic’ added to 2012 Olympics

Extra points for playing it cool while in peril‘It’s something that Britons have long excelled at, so it’s great to see it finally recognised as a sport,’ said Roger Doyle, President of UK Athletics.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2009
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Charity collectors more annoying than the actual disease

So called ‘charity mugging’ is now recognized as a major social menace.

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Posted: May 21st, 2008
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