Police warn that octogenarians are still ‘running wobbly but wild’ on Britain’s streets. They have been deluged by complaint calls since Boris Johnson’s latest diversionary ‘shiny, shiny’ tactic resulted in the compulsory ejection of everyone previously corralled behind their weird stained-glass front doors. [read...]
With NHS sponsorship deals now in place, scores of centenarians are reported to be gathering at Everest base camps and waiting for a break in the weather to make their ascent on the World’s highest mountain. [read...]
A report today has warned that pensioners wanting to see their GPs for no particular reason are often prevented from doing so by people with genuine medical problems. “I wanted to tell Dr Singh the pills he gave me on Wednesday aren’t helping,” [read...]
Pensions Minister Steve Webb has proposed that all of the UK’s OAPs should be given a stark reality check in terms of life expectancy.
BBC Radio 2 producers are said to be still in a state of shock after a caller to Friday’s Jeremy Vine Show expressed balanced, well-thought-out and compassionate views when put on-air today. The topic under discussion, [read...]