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‘I won’t let the bureaucrats make me retire!’ declares blind 93-year-old dentist

‘Extremely shaky hands and total loss of vision are no reason to stop practicing.’

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2014
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Pensioners helpfully reminded ‘your days are numbered’

Pensions Minister Steve Webb has proposed that all of the UK’s OAPs should be given a stark reality check in terms of life expectancy.
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Posted: Apr 18th, 2014
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Pensioners offered chance to hibernate

Sales of HobNobs expected to plummet.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2013
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Gangs of pensioners conspire to bring country to halt with lunchtime queuing

An undercover police operation has revealed that a Mafia-like organisation is behind the huge number of retired people queuing in banks and post offices during lunchtimes.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2013
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Tesco bag spotted in Isle of Wight airspace

attempts by the small community to shoot it down failed miserablyThere were shocking scenes on the Isle of Wight, yesterday, after a Tesco plastic bag was spotted floating dangerously close to pensioners as they tended their root vegetables in the afternoon sun.

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2013
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