Man suspended for carrying banana through office
Tony Vail, an accounts assistant from Harrow, is facing sexual misconduct charges for carrying a banana through his office in what his victims describe as a ‘sustained campaign of implicit explicit innuendo’.
‘He might as well have just waved a dildo in my face,’ said his victim.
Although sales assistants are trained to smile sympathetically at customers as though they’ve seen it all before, by the time someone leaves the shop staff will have reached a damning verdict on their character.
Organiser proposed that the mass nude protest take place ‘in the woods near my house.’
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