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Discovered: Rare colour pictures of Paul Dacre at his Swiss mountain retreat

Dacre 'said to enjoy' his stunningly clear view of the worldThey show a man relaxed and at ease, despite the terrible divisions he would attempt to inflict across Europe just a few days afterwards.

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Posted: Oct 7th, 2013
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Scientists develop formula for ‘the perfect Daily Mail reader comment’

moan moan moan moan moanScientists in Stevenage were celebrating last night after developing a formula that provides a ‘perfect Daily Mail reader comment’, guaranteeing the optimum number of green arrows regardless of the article topic in question.

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2013
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Guest Columnist: Peter Hitchens

I am a vessel of woe. I spend my days afloat dark and dreary seas of despair and misery. My beloved Great Britain is broken. It is dead. I have cried my tear ducts dry. There is nothing left…

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Posted: Feb 13th, 2013
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Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists

The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all of its scientific advisors today in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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Burglar sues pensioner who offered him a biscuit containing nuts

An elderly widow has agreed an undisclosed settlement with a burglar who broke into her home, after the biscuit she offered him contained nuts that were potentially fatal to the violent armed robber.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2010
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