In an exclusive interview in the bowels of his Whitehall lair, Lord Mandelson celebrates needling the Tories for the landmark 1,000th time since 1997.
Posted: May 11th, 2010
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The End of Days has been put on hold after the UK Border Agency quarantined the horses used by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on their arrival in Britain.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009
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A spritely, slim line Gordon Brown returned to Downing Street today, looking a changed man following his four week holiday. The Prime Minister’s new look caused gasps from some observers as he took his first press conference since July. ‘I hardly recognised him’ said one seasoned journalist, ‘He vaguely reminded me of someone else, but I can’t quite think who.’
Posted: Aug 26th, 2009
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The Serious Fraud Office has launched a full-scale investigation into itself after it was discovered that its London headquarters were made from cardboard and all their staff were rubber mannequins. The investigation was announced by Secretary of State for Business, Lord Mandelson who said, ‘This has come as quite a shock but it is imperative that these claims are investigated by the relevant authority. I have therefore referred the Serious Fraud Office to itself.’
Posted: Jul 13th, 2009
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Men’s shaving goods increasing the capability of their razors from 2 or 3 blades up to as many as 6 or 7
Posted: May 25th, 2009
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