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‘Antimatter IRA’ new threat to national security, the structure of reality

The group is reported to have seized control of an inter-dimensional portal and is now intent on hurling random antimatter artefacts at ‘symbols of Unionist oppression’ in our reality. Due to the catastrophic relationship between matter and antimatter, these could be anything from sachets of McDonalds’ discontinued ‘Mild Mustard Sauce’ to pre-remastering Phil Collins CD reissues.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2012
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Labour warns electorate of Phil Collins ‘menace’

Gordon Brown insisted today that Labour was the only party that could be trusted to keep the country free of Phil Collins. The pop star famously promised to leave the country if Labour won the 1997 general election, helping the party to a famous landslide victory.

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Posted: May 4th, 2010
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