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Cameron to give Satan ‘second chance’ as No.10 press secretary

important to have connectionsPrime Minister David Cameron has today denied accusations of poor judgement after confirming that he has appointed Satan, former overseer of hell, as his new director of communications in Downing Street.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2011
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US preacher: ‘What I meant was the end of the News of the World’

Sunday services cancelled‘If people had only listened closely they’d have realised that I was actually saying ‘The end of the News of the World is nigh’.’

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2011
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Death Star to close this Sunday, confirms Vader

The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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Isle of Wight resident ‘disappointed’ at not having mobile phone hacked

‘It would be quite handy if some public-spirited journalist was picking up my messages for me then printing them in large type in a newspaper.’

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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News of the World apologises to Dowlers by breaking in, leaving box of Milk Tray in kitchen

‘We wanted to do something with a personal touch,’ said Rebekah Brooks, CEO of News International, ‘and nothing says sorry like a smashed window and a man dressed all in black fleeing from your property.’

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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