Leading physicists have conceded that they may not yet know enough about the nature of the universe to explain the existence of IKEA, after a couple entered the Gateshead store and emerged two hours later with a bag of tealights, [read...]
Minister for Universities and Science, David Willetts has written to further education establishments in England and Wales requesting that as part of their science courses they introduce mandatory modules on communication skills and elocution.
One government spokesman said the growing trend for ‘normal’ accents is ‘undermining the gravitas and integrity of British science and must stop right now.’ [read...]
Product launched on QVC. [read...]
The rioting at Wimbledon Theatre moved into its third day yesterday, as physicists attending a pantomime continue to react angrily to a balloon gag that defied the laws of physics. ‘I like a joke as much as the next man, [read...]