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Lone human being ruins wasps’ picnic

Wasps just having a nice day out with the little onesA summer family reunion of a wasp colony was abandoned today after the irksome arrival of a persistent human being spoiled the occasion for all concerned. ‘It’s just bloody typical,’ said the colony’s Queen. ‘You wait all summer for a day that’s nice enough to eat outside and then the second the food arrives, the only homo sapien for miles starts buzzing around everyone, and waving a rolled up newspaper around. I swear they serve no useful evolutionary purpose other than to annoy us.’

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2009
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Entire office picnic spent dreading appearance of acoustic guitar

initially thought to belong to someone from accounts

Colleagues looked around anxiously, attempting to identify the owner of the instrument.

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2009
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