Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity’ appearance
‘Abu is looking forward to eating testicles in the jungle, as long as they’re halal.’
Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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MPs facing ‘impossible choice’ between two huge fibbers
MPs say they have no plans to call Piers Morgan for questioning over the alleged hacking of Heather Mills’ phone while they struggle to decide which of the bare-faced whopper-mongers they should believe.
Piers Morgan to make ‘informal’ morale-boosting Afghan tour
Piers Morgan is to make a tour of the most dangerous areas of Afghanistan at the invitation of the British armed forces, which they hope could prove ‘a major boost for morale.’
Posted: Jul 19th, 2011
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New Year’s dishonours list to acknowledge ‘worst and most annoying’ of society
Although not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year’s Dishonours List have been leaked and include dozens of newly-minted twats, pricks, sods and tossers – individuals whose contributions to public life have been irritating, infuriating or downright damaging.
Posted: Nov 23rd, 2010
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Piers Morgan voted off Celia Walden halfway through honeymoon
Former Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan has been unceremoniously gonged off while attempting to consummate his marriage to long term girlfriend Celia Walden. A trio of celebrity judges considered Morgan’s performance to be ‘self-congratulatory’, ‘self-satisfied’ and ‘too smarmy by half’ and he was dragged off before he could finish.
According to one onlooker Daily Telegraph columnist Walden remained conscious and composed throughout. ‘I suppose she‘s used to it by now,’ he says, ‘but it was like she’d been attacked by that green thing off Ghostbusters.’
Posted: Jun 30th, 2010
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