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Royals uphold tradition of getting w*nkered after christening

next one to be held in Las VegasThe royal bender, which lasted ‘well into the evening’, according to seasoned observers, finally came to an end when Thames Valley Police fished a number of semi-naked royals from the banks of the River Thames.

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Posted: Oct 27th, 2013
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Party poppers to be banned at Abu Qatada’s leaving party

No street parties!The Home Office has announced that party poppers and balloons will be banned at Abu Qatada’s forthcoming leaving party at Belmarsh Prison on Saturday night.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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Royal Family to be fracked for shale gas

Exploratory abdominal surgery on the Duke of Edinburgh has exposed gas reserves much ‘bigger than first thought’. The operation, under general anaesthetic, has revealed upwards of 170 trillion cubic feet of natural gas and will pave the way for the licensing to exploit further Royals.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2013
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Pippa ‘feasts’ offer hope to Britain’s squeezed middle

Britain’s beleaguered middle-class has received a timely boost from the Duchess of Cambridge’s sister Pippa with the launch by Waitrose of ‘Pippa’s Friday Night Feasts’ in the supermarket’s magazine ‘Waitrose Kitchen’.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2013
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Pippa Middleton’s bum ‘going solo’

‘We’ve taken the partnership as far as we can’, said Pippa Middleton’s arse yesterday. ‘I’m merely acknowledging what the public already knows: that I’m the one with the talent.’

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2013
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