With Britain’s recent heatwave now nothing but a dim and distant memory of some twelve hours ago, The Met Office has urged everyone to be extremely careful now that temperatures and conditions have reverted to the more normal Summer state of ‘cool and changeable’. [read...]
Antique technology enthusiast and compulsive hoarder from Swindon, Tony Savage, who has remained completely unimpressed by developments in modern digital technology since the 60s, is pleased to have suddenly found himself almost back at the cutting-edge when it comes to music, [read...]
Highways England has been criticised for the guidelines it has offered to older travellers heading to the coast for Easter. It read: ‘For fuck sake get a grip! What’s the point adding to interminable bumper-to-bumper traffic jams when you can choose any other weekend you fancy to go to Eastbourne or whatever places coffin dodgers… [read...]
Adult sex toy retailer Ann Summers has been accused of building in obsolescence and reduced performance for older versions of its top-selling Rampant Rabbit vibrator. Doreen Allen, one of many disappointed customers, told ITV’s Holly Willoughby: ‘My hubby works on an oil rig and he’s often away from home, [read...]
Miss Hannah Meadowes started ferrying gifts at 12.45 on the last day of term and estimated that by nightfall she was finished: ‘I was bowled over by the generosity of some of the children but to have received three diamond-encrusted Rolexes is just so far beyond all my expectations. [read...]
