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Social workers to be fast-tracked to a nervous breakdown

best to get it over with quickly, says governmentGraduate trainee social workers will handle complex cases after five weeks and be well on the way to depression and a nervous breakdown within just two months, under a new fast-track training scheme unveiled today by the Government.

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Posted: May 17th, 2013
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Health alert as more police fall victim to collective amnesia

can't even remember where they parked the car‘Collective amnesia? Never heard of it. What does it actually mean?’ was the response from a spokesperson from Surrey Police on their members’ inability to remember high profile offences. It’s a rare condition, whose medical name is Amnesia Constabularia, and for which there is no cure.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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Vigilante dressed as Batman ‘failed to complete paperwork’, police allege

A man dressed as the caped crusader Batman who handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station disappeared into the night ‘without completing the required paperwork’, say West Yorkshire police.

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2013
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Men must be microchipped by 2016

A pizza-sized chip, encrypted with the man’s name, address and the current whereabouts of his keys, will be inserted into each buttock, thus by-passing the need for rescue services to engage him in unintelligible conversation

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2013
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Senior South Yorkshire Police ‘made officers rewrite their Christmas Cards’

Messages inside greetings cards received by friends of members of South Yorkshire police were dictated by senior officers, a new report published today shows.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2012
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