Scotland Yard has announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule-breaking detectives with an uncanny knack of bringing scumbags to justice, despite not playing by the rules.
Posted: Nov 21st, 2011
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‘The psychological benefits of seeing someone struggle through a busy ticket-gate in outsized trousers cannot be overstated.’
Posted: Sep 6th, 2011
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‘The coppers at first remained static while attempting to charge the man who they suspected of battery, and did not see the situation’s potential to spark such a shocking result.’
Posted: Aug 28th, 2011
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David Cameron has announced that police will be issued with super soaker water pistols as an extra weapon in their public order armoury. ‘Heavy anti-riot artillery, such as the water cannon, is a blunt sword,’ said the Prime Minister, ‘So we have authorised the micro-artillery of the super soaker anti-riot personal attack weapon.’
Posted: Aug 12th, 2011
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Riot police in London are breathing a collective sigh of relief today after receiving word of the return Boris Johnson and David Cameron from their holidays.
Posted: Aug 9th, 2011
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