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Green Party to use ‘brain fade’ technique to develop all policies

but what about ebola pairs?Flushed with pride at a string of positive comments from members of her party after her ‘brain fade’ moment on TV, Natalie Bennett, leader of the Green Party, has now asked her colleagues to come up with yet more ‘creative and exciting’ policies by adopting the technique. Members of the party’s executive will spend next week taking cold remedies and hitting each other with cricket bats to induce ‘brain fade’ ahead of the launch of its election manifesto next month.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2015
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UKIP to outsource policy-making to China

it was always in the manifesto if you'd only bothered to read it‘Keeping policy making in the UK has been verging on impossible for some time now – we had become lazy and simply couldn’t come up with anything new’.

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Posted: May 11th, 2014
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Tories stunned as flytipper leaves policy at Tory HQ

‘I’m deeply shocked,’ said Mr. Cameron. ‘We’ve worked long and hard to ensure that the Tory party is entirely free of policies, which might get in the way of our soundbites.’

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2010
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