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Savile ‘may have been adviser to Cameron’

Details were emerging last night that Jimmy Savile may have been even more revoltingly criminal than anyone had previously imagined. The latest allegation is that he may have ‘advised’ David Cameron. A police spokesman said: ‘This simply beggars belief and will be hard to bear for the victims, of which there will be a staggering number.’

Cabinet Office officials have admitted that Savile may have been granted unfettered access to dead or dying government policies. He was known to have an abnormal interest in ‘going over figures’, and liked to visit the Treasury where many differently-abled individuals were being cared for.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2014
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‘Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks’

won't remember a thing about his new initiative in the morningThe Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2013
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Abu Dhabi ‘had dinner at No 10′

tradesmen's entrances all over the placeAn arab businessman, Mr Abu Dhabi, had a sumptuous dinner at Number 10 Downing Street before being offered a cut price deal on shares in the Royal Bank of Scotland, it has emerged.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2012
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Government to merge roles of drug csar and dance csar

The latest round of government spending cuts has seen former Strictly Come Dancing judge Arlene Phillips combine the roles of dance csar and drugs csar, spearheading a confusing new anti-dance pro-drugs campaign, ‘Just Say Paso Doble’.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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