Glastonbury founder, Michael Eavis, faeces charges at Yeovil Magistrates’ Court of allowing rock star excrement to escape from ‘backstage’ and pollute local water sources. Festival-goers are used to wading through ‘all manner of shit’ in terms of headliners but suspicions have focused on Ms. [read...]
In a milestone for international space travel and cosmic cable-laying, proud astronaut Tim Peake has achieved the dream and crimped off the first ever British length on an orbital space station.
After having jettisoned his historic teddys’ [read...]
Canine geneticists have engineered a breed of genetically modified pit bulls that do not ‘do a poo’ or even have to ‘go to the bathroom’. According to Dr Marcus Hunter of Oxford University, this could revolutionize the sometimes fraught relationship between dog owners and the rest of society. [read...]