Australian MP Willy Packer has made history in becoming the first MP to take a dump during congress. Hot on the heels of the first ever breast feed earlier in the day, the 58 year old from Queensland requested permission to exercise his right to have a ‘good clear out’ [read...]
Glastonbury founder, Michael Eavis, faeces charges at Yeovil Magistrates’ Court of allowing rock star excrement to escape from ‘backstage’ and pollute local water sources. Festival-goers are used to wading through ‘all manner of shit’ in terms of headliners but suspicions have focused on Ms. [read...]
In a milestone for international space travel and cosmic cable-laying, proud astronaut Tim Peake has achieved the dream and crimped off the first ever British length on an orbital space station.
After having jettisoned his historic teddys’ [read...]
Canine geneticists have engineered a breed of genetically modified pit bulls that do not ‘do a poo’ or even have to ‘go to the bathroom’. According to Dr Marcus Hunter of Oxford University, this could revolutionize the sometimes fraught relationship between dog owners and the rest of society. [read...]