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Men trapped in a Sixties time-warp to appear at The O2

Thousands of people are expected to pay almost a hundred pounds for a ticket to witness the event which some observers have likened to a fairground freak show.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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BBC to mark 90 years of Damon Albarn dabbling in tiresome solo projects

‘Pylovarz’ chronicles the life of George IV’s pedicurist Campbell McDougall. It originally included a chorus of Tibetan monks chanting in time with a de-tuned Pianola.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2012
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‘We never visited because we hate The Carpenters’ say aliens

Aliens have confirmed that they’ve never landed on Earth because they can’t stomach easy listening music. ‘We buzzed a Lighthouse Family concert in Tunbridge Wells and thought “Has it really come to this?”’ said a spokesextraterrestrial.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2012
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Some band you’ve never even heard of to headline huge festival

John Peel dancing in his graveThe prestigious Saturday night headlining slot at this year’s Reading Festival has been announced and it’s some group that you know absolutely nothing about, being over the age of 22 and therefore ‘past it’.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2012
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Academic claims Jessie J ‘only 94% lesbian’

‘A much more precise figure for Jessie’s lesbianism is 93.759%,’ said Professor Edward Simpson of the Institute of Sensual Calculus.

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Posted: May 7th, 2012
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