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Music industry admits: ‘We’ve run out of songs’
The music industry has today conceded that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because they ran out of new songs more than a decade ago. [read...]
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Damien Rice’s ‘Cannonball’ found murdered by X-Factor winner
The song ‘Cannonball’ by singer-songwriter Damien Rice was found dead today in an incident that police say they are treating as murder. X-Factor winners Little Mix are being sought in connection with the death. [read...]
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Proclaimers’ 1,000-mile walk to woman’s door ends in harassment charge
Musicians Craig and Charlie Reid were last night charged with aggravated sexual harassment. It is alleged that the Scottish twins had walked 500 miles and then walked 500 more to throw themselves at the feet of Jennifer Davenport, [read...]
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George Michael announces comeback arrest
Pop singer George Michael has announced plans for a brand new string of arrests later this year as part of a 47-incident tour that will see him accompanied to police stations throughout Europe by a symphony orchestra. [read...]
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Doctors discover vaccine for Bieber fever
Medical researchers have discovered a vaccine that could eradicate Bieber Fever within a generation, finally silencing the hysterical screams of the condition’s prepubescent female victims. [read...]