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Huge latex prayer dome to be erected in honour of departing Pope

fears that contractors may pull out earlyThe Vatican has announced that a huge latex prayer dome is to be erected in St Peter’s Square in honour of Pope Benedict XVI. It is expected to be the first of many throughout the world, and will offer millions of ordinary Catholics unmatched protection from the elements.

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2013
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God vows to stay awake during by election ‘to stop Lib Dems winning’

After admitting ‘snoozing’ during periods of the recently ended papacy, the Lord has emphasised in a surprising interview with Channel 4 News that he’ll be on black coffees for the next twenty four hours ‘to keep the Lib Dems out at Eastleigh’.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2013
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Pope resigned due to ‘disturbance in force’

A statement issued by the Vatican has provided more details about the Pope’s surprise resignation. The Pontiff, it says, was training a young padawan Pope in the garden behind St Peter’s when he sensed a huge disturbance in the force. He knew instantly, the statement said, the time had come to step aside.

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2013
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Special Feature – The Pope: How His Retirement Affects You

Following the shock news of The Pope’s resignation, many people around the world face an uncertain future, as they are left wondering how the resignation affects them and what reaction they should have to the announcement. To assist the population at this difficult time, the Catholic Church has issued this special Papal Bulletin answering many of the questions that are commonly asked around this time…

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2013
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Catholics ‘despondent’ after Rafael Benitez accepts vacant Pope position

he maka da speech very niceWhite smoke billowing from the Vatican’s Fiorentina End chimney this morning signalled a shock turn of the managerial roundabout at Europe’s top institutions of football and religion.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2013
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