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Virgin shortage blamed for drop in suicide attacks

CIA suggesting prostitutes in the 'here and now' might possibly be more exciting alternativeProspective Muslim martyrs are being put off by an apparent shortage of available virgins in the afterlife, claims a new report. Following the attack on the Twin Towers in 2001, suicide bombings on Western interests saw a massive increase in popularity among bored, young Muslim males. This was attributed mainly to the promised attentions of 72 virgin maidens in paradise for the rest of eternity.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2010
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